Sometimes, one must imagine Sisyphus drunk.
As we endure the tumultuous and unprecedented trials of contemporary existence, it is imperative that one gets uterly shitfaced from time to time, in which the modern recipe for persistence is often drenched in the defiant foam of 14 light beers with friends at the most debaucherous dive bar within the county line.
Like the eternal strain of Sisyphus' boulder upon a prominent hill, we persist courageously with our own straining obligations; the surging rent of our cramped apartments, amicable chitchat with bosses who are currently trying to Chat GPT strategies for our termination, and the egregious heartburn of a Chili's Triple Dipper.
So cheers swoldier, to the gleaming moments of Friday night escapism, the good moments with great people where we can raise our glasses and smile in defiance to the hardships of life; hardships that may have beauty deep within them, but thats way too much mental gymnastics to pursue when we can already be 7 deep and arguing over who will win the NFC Central this year.
Life is short, work hard, smile, and enjoy a well deserved buzz from time to time.
Love you Swoldiers,
Tommy Gainzz
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean