Isaac Newton is a bitch.
Disrespect gravity in utterly heinous fashion in this lightweight breathable cotton tee, perfect for heavy chest days, egregious nights out on the town, and every pulchritudinous journey in between swoldier. Life is short, pick heavy shit up, put light beers down, and let gravity know who's boss.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Side seams for structural support and durability
- Stabilizing shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd²) suitable for all seasons
- Classic fit and crew neckline for versatile styling
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat